i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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