He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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