After last night, I could never be a politician.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
i've created a new STD.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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