Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Sober January is a disaster.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
i think my cat just said my name.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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