Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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