Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
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