she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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