So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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