I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Enjoy the penises
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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