In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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