So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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