His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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