It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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