M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Randomize
