...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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