Christians are straight up FREAKS
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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