Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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