Porn is love you can see.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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