i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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