Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
it was like eating out sand paper
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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