I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I just want to make out with him forever
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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