I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I will pee on everything he values.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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