then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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