Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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