I love black thongs
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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