Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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