I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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