How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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