Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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