Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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