do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I think I just sharted jello shots
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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