I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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