I skipped work to stalk him.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
We need a shit load of segways right now
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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