And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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