How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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