I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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