Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
how does that bad decision feel?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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