I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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