i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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