im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
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