Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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