she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Randomize
