? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
