I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
we made out on top of his cat.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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