I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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