Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Randomize
