My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
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