That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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