we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
