After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
You almost got us killed.
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