She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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